legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

(Source: kuxco, via doddlekit)

@2 weeks ago with 36537 notes

for-the-love-of-a-photographer:

50-shades-of-sassy-ymir:

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

comboreversal:

puffpuffpeace:

baby baby baby 

This literally just crushed me.

I WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER GRUMPY CAT JOKE AS LONG AS I LIVE

mother of god, we have all done a sin

Its like an animal abuse commercial 

(via gabriella-darling)

@2 weeks ago with 604248 notes

zooborns:

Vancouver Aquarium Marine Mammal Rescue Centre Helps Harbor Seal

The Vancouver Aquarium Marine Mammal Rescue Centre assists ill, injured, or abandoned marine mammals with the goal of rehabilitating them for release back into their natural habitat. If you believe a marine mammal is in distress, contact the Marine Mammal Rescue Centre at 604-258-SEAL (7325).

Learn more at Zooborns.

(via amorphinetoast)

@2 weeks ago with 8806 notes

upallnightogetloki:

in-the-mourning-ill-rise:

kan-kri-sore:

samifersexual:

wugs:

thisriotsucks:

Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye of the Tiger

Rising up BA NA NA NAAAA
BA NA NA NA NA NA NAAA NAAAA
Went the distance now I’m BA NA NA NAAA
Gotta fight BA DO DOO DO DO DOOO
It’s the Eye of the Tiger it’s the
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
BA DA DA BOO DOO BOO DOO BA DA BAAAA DAAAAAA
DOO DOO DOOOO
BooDoOoDOooDooDOoodOoo dadAAaaaDA DA
daaa ddaaa ;sldkfls the eye of the
EEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i thought you were exaggerating holy shit

image

oH MY GOD

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS THIS IS PERFECTION

I’m fucking crying

(via oldmanscrotum)

@2 weeks ago with 579778 note and 2494467 play
ishipitlikeups:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

Tip #1: DO NOT MASTURBATE WHILE YOUR HANDS ARE ON FIRE I REPEAT:
DO
NOT
MASTURBATE
WITH
FIERY
HANDS.

ishipitlikeups:

brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁

Tip #1: DO NOT MASTURBATE WHILE YOUR HANDS ARE ON FIRE I REPEAT:

DO

NOT

MASTURBATE

WITH

FIERY

HANDS.

(via pax-ham-days)

@2 weeks ago with 113228 notes
everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.
Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.
But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

everything-is-stickers:

How old is this photo.

Because it’s set up like Grandpappy sitting on the rocker telling the youngin’s about his youth.

But at this point in history it looks like one old guy took the only chair and made the rest of his elderly friends sit on the pavement because he’s the senior senior.

(Source: gueasan, via theblueboxonbakerstreet)

@3 weeks ago with 79286 notes
gracehelbig:

#heyUSA
@3 weeks ago with 6547 notes
#love these two 

xryz:

NOCTURNE DUBSTEP GGGGGGGG By yours truly xRyZ >:) this is a complete freestyle so sry if it sucked xD Share with friends! :)

@3 weeks ago with 19 notes
#league of legends #well done 

(Source: aasrial, via monozaki)

@2 weeks ago with 16443 notes
honnouji-gakuen:

by ヤマシタアキラ
@2 weeks ago with 347 notes
lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

(via satankittyz)

@2 weeks ago with 389830 notes
@2 weeks ago with 2058 notes
#butts #nsfw 

s0uthernbabe:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

OMG

(Source: patrickmasturbateman, via pax-ham-days)

@2 weeks ago with 682663 notes

(Source: pleatedjeans, via relahvant)

@3 weeks ago with 27119 notes
#animals #pets #cats 

Animal fun fact: Chinchillas can’t get wet. Their fur retains too much water and will start to grow mold. So they bathe by rolling around in dust.

Chinchilla fun fact: Chinchillas have around 20 hairs per follicle; unlike humans who have 2-3 hairs per follicle. Because their fur is so dense, they cannot get fleas or other parasites. The bugs will suffocate in their fur.

Chinchilla fun fact: Petting one of those awesome little guys feels like touching a motherfucking cloud.

(Source: bb-forever, via clovergoalie29)

@3 weeks ago with 735376 notes
#chinchillas #animals #a motherfucking cloud